Na'jii is a kleptomaniac Khajiit with less than a full set of brain cells in her head. When her benefactor invites her to the coronation ceremony of the new Empress of Tamriel, a comical series of events causes things to go very wrong -- or right, depending on who you're asking.

Written for the Evermore Discord Writing Contest in Winter of 2020.

CW: comical death of NPC (off-screen).